welcome back to the JPIDI! this is part 2 of it, with more SPOILERS! HOORAY! so lets hop in right away! warning, there will be many spoilers in this so becareful or go watch the movies first before reading this wiki page. you have been warned.
Dinosaur 1, lets hope this is better than yesterdays dino
and what the actuall f*ck am i looking at
what is this thing?! this thing looks as if a baryonyx and suchomimus had a son and then decided to get rid of it afterward and this is what it looks like. i mean, look at it! it looks nothing like the dinosaur it was trying to represent. apparently this is an irritator(spinosaurid from the late cretaceous period). it just looks so bad and inaccurate. first off, the head isn't right. 2ndly, it has no sail. and finally, ITS WRISTS ARE PRONATED! i swear the next dinosaur is gonna be bad
dinosaur 2, this better be
oh no not the spoilers again!
of course t-rex was gonna be on here, of course it was. IT LOOKS BAD! its arms are long, it has the same problem with the spinosaurus and has its right leg look like it has been cut off. and its head is the wrong shape! now the t-rex appears in EVERY jurassic park/world film. from being the main villain in the 1st and 2nd, being the spinos personal punching bag in the 3rd movie, only appearing to fight the indominus in the 4th movie and barely even shows up in the 5th. now i'm sure how it will in dominion, probably the gigas punching bag. i will NOT recite the entire t-rex scenes in my own version so go watch the f**king movie or else >:/
dinosaur 3, oh god please
AAAAAAAAAAH
WHAT THE F**K IS THIS!? IT LOOKS LIKE THE PROCOMPY GOT TURNED INSIDE OUT. THIS SUPPOSED TO BE THE REGULAR COMPY, TERRIBLE MOVING ON *technical difficulties* well sorry about that. i mean this is worse than the first 2. AND WHAT IN GODS NAME IS THAT FROG DOING!? next dinosaur
Dinosaur 4, its gonna be bad.....
and its not?
would you look at that! its an actually COOL dinosaur! its liliensternus, a triassic dilophosaurus basically. now i like the design they were going for here, it looks sleek and honestly intimidating. it would be bad to see in real life for the deaths it would cause, i have high hopes for the next dinosaur!
dinosaur 5, THIS WILL BE GOOD!
AND IT IS!
HEY LOOK AT THIS! its the jurassic liliensternus that is dilophosaurus. this design looks dope! it looks sleek and smooth, threatening, and colorful. IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THE FRILLS OF THE JURASSIC PARK ONE ASWELL! now spoiler alert, the dilophosaurus appears in 2 movies. the dilo appears as a dog sized carnivore in jurassic park. now the real dilo was actually a lot bigger than this, google "dilophosaurus size" to get what i mean. anyways, the fat guy "denis nedry" falls in the dilophosaurus exhibit, which is a bad start but wait it gets funny. nedry sees a tree and heres chirping, but he doesn't think its a bird this time so A for effort. anyways the dilo sees nedry and makes cute bird dinosaur noises for sleep asmr 10 hours 4k hd ps5 microsoft and nedry tries stating that he doesn't have food and thinks that the dilo is harmless. what nedry doesn't know is that hes basically walking breakfast, or lunch, or dinner, or all of the above. nedry tries getting the dilo to play fetch but the dilo isn't interested. then nedry makes one of the funniest lines in the franchise "No wonder your extinct." the dilo doesn't appreciate that so instead of just rubbing it off, he spits on him. weird but Nedry actually learns that hes in danger(*cough cough* dieter stark) and tries running. hes turns back and gets spat in his eyes, RIGHT IN THE EYES! ouch. than he is blinded and drops his dna shaving cream 100% natural dinosaur dna flavors and gets in his car. but the dilo is waiting for him in there and he ded. in the novel its a lot more brutal so warning, skip to the next dino or go grab a quick snack if your reading this in a video. the dilo friking spits in nedrys eyes, blinding him. and heres were it gets brutal. the dilo cuts him open, having to hold his stretchy stretchy stuff in his body as the dilo is shaking his head and holding it in its jaws as it begins to send nedry to his ancestors and he ded. that was f**king brutal wasn't it! the dilo also appears in jurassic world but its a hologram so it doesn't count. NEXT DINOSAUR PLEASE!
dinosaur 6, its gonna be better
YAY! MORE COOL STUFF!
this dope looking dinosaur is the megaraptorid(?) "Ozraptor." and my god is it probably the best dinosaur on the website! its color is slick, the design is cool, the pose is striking, its just glorious. now the real ozraptor was i think a megaraptorid, so that explains the long claws, a noticeable feature of megaraptorid theropods. the eyes like piercing. it looks like it wants factory reset you and send you to gods waiting room. its just cool looking! next one
Dinosaur #7 lets get something good
and oh my god what on earth is this?!
this is supposed to by megaraptor?
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